My Tiny Thoughts

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"The end is nigh"

God: John what are you doing?

 John: Packing 

God: Packing for what? 

John: It’s all over 

God: What is all over? 

John: It’s all over 

God: Have we not been through this bit before? 

John: The end is nigh? 

God: What end is nigh? 

John: The end of the world 

God: This will be good I need to sit down 

John: We are living in the end times 

God: Oh! 

John: Yes it said so on Christian TV there will be earthquakes, famine, and fire, war and FLOODS and then the end: 

God: Why are you packing shorts thinking it might be hot where you are going? 

John: That is not funny 

God: What else did they say? 

John: They said the world has never been so bad all the things it said in the bible are for this age!!!… The end is nigh!!!!! 

God: Nice suitcase where did you get it? 

John: Dunnes Stores ….what am I talking about suitcases for when the world is going to end!!   

God: John 

John: Yes God 

God: The world will end when I say it will end not one second sooner, what is important is that you have one life to live and it is what you do with that life that is important  here are some important verses from my book

  2 Timothy 3 

But understand this that in the last days there will come times of difficulty. For people will be lovers of self, lovers of money, proud, arrogant, abusive, disobedient to their parents, ungrateful, unholy, heartless, unappeasable, slanderous, without self-control, brutal, not loving good, treacherous, reckless, swollen with conceit, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God,


God: But the thing is John I still love them and want to forgive them if only they would turn to me

 John: So the world is not going to end yet?

 God: Can’t tell you that

 John: But I have packed my suitcase………….

 God: Put it back on top of the wardrobe….  

John: and? 

God: Tell my sheep I am coming and John  

John: Yes God 

God: Please fed my Sheep….Promise


July 2, 2007 - Posted by | Uncategorized

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